Who Said I Wasn't?

But Ma, Google Already Said I Can!

Marshall Mathers Says:

Come on hey hey we goin' to the beach

grab a couple of toys and let dada strap you in the car seat.
Where's Mama?
She's takin' a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell dada must have run over a skunk.
now I know what you're thinkin':
it's kind of late to go swimmin'
but you know your mama she's one of those types of women
who does crazy things and if she don't get her way she'll throw a
fit
don't play with daddy's toy knife, honey, let go of it
and don't be so upset, why you actin' bashful?
don't you wanna help dadda build a sand castle?
and mama said she wants to show how far she can float,
and don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
it's just a little scratch it don't hurt,
her was eatin' dinner while you was sleepin' and spilled ketchup on
her shirt
mama's messy, isn't she, we'll let her wash off in the water
and me and you can play by ourselves, can't we?
just the two of us (sung) repeat 8-9 times
there's a place called heaven and a place called hell,
a place called prison and a place called jail,
and dada's probably on his way to all of 'em except one,
'cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
and you don't want a brother do ya? (Na)
maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better, I'll
explain it to ya.
but for now we'll just say that mama was real, real bad
she was bein' mean to dad and made him real, real mad
but I still feel sad that I put her in time out,
sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin' to climb out
I told you it's okay, hey hey, wanna baba?
take a night-night, nana-boo, goo-goo ga-ga
humma goo-goo caca, dad'll change your dighty,
clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty.
you're dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water,
'97 Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter.
just the two of us (sung)
wake up sleepy head we're here,
before we play, we're gonna take mama for a little walk along the
pier.
baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea,
mama's too sleepy to hear you screamin' in her ear,
that's why you can't get her to wake,
but don't worry, dada made a nice bed for mama at the bottom of the
lake,
here, you wanna help dada tie a rope around this rock?
we'll tie it to her footsies then will roll her off the dock.
ready now, here we go, on the count of three,
one, two, three...weeeeeeeeee
there goes mama splashin' in the water,
no more fightin' your dad, no more restrainin' order,
no more step dada, no more new brother,
blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her,
we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk,
but first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk,
just the two of us (sung)

While we're concerning ourselves with the scenes Hollywood projects, let's be sure to forget our own definitions and contrivances of intimacy. No, you can't touch any of it. You can sleep in my bed tonight, if it makes you forget your nightmares. Copy/Paste, ".... And the Oscar goes to!"

Tea Shirt Iconography

Guevara remains a beloved national hero to many in Cuba,
where his image adorns the $3 Cuban Peso and school children
begin each morning by pledging "We will be like Che."[183]

the above ending part made mee laugh for like 5 minutes, happily.
i dun really like government...mebbe u noticed, but lol...
how much more awesome is that than that dumb pledge of allegiance?
i think cuba is one of the better governments to exist in our hisstory,
but i am still displeased with government. like i said i dont like governments
or violence, but when judging the hisstory of violence
how u gonna laud columbus dickkkface
and act like che guevara
is a scary evil man?
or fucking...
malcolm x for that matter,
who wasn't very violent at all by political standards...
merely said "by any means necessary." like lookit,
no buddy in hisstory has been as violent
as ameriKKKa. so i don't necessarily
like this double standard of
praising our cruel founding fathers
and acting like any buddy else in hisstory
who was violent isn't worth a mention in the text-books.
what a cell fish fantasy. yo, andrew jackson was a terrorist
and if that motherfucker knocked on my door
i bee hiding under the bed.
motherfucker's on our $20...wtf?
how (in) appropriate.
jus sayin...i see this hisstory of violence
and take what i can get. lol...if u
kno anything about che guevara's
attitude towards life and how
he tore thru society like a comet...u wood
also smile at the idea of children pledging
"we will be like che."
that is awesome.

here's sum other good che guevara quotes since most of u know him as a tea shirt.

"Above all, always be capable
of feeling deeply any injustice
committed against anyone,
anywhere in the world.
This is the
most beautiful quality
in a revolutionary."[136]
(this was the last message
he left to his children)

"the true revolutionary is guided
by a great feeling of love"
and beckoning on
all revolutionaries to
"strive every day so that
this love of living humanity
will be transformed into acts
that serve as examples",
thus becoming
"a moving force".[97]
The genesis
for Guevara's assertions
relied on the fact that he
believed the example
of the Cuban Revolution was
"something spiritual that
would transcend all borders."[25]

"Those who kill their own children
and discriminate daily against them
because of the color of their skin;
those who let the murderers of blacks
remain free, protecting them, and
furthermore punishing
the black population
because they demand their
legitimate rights as free men
— how can those who do this
consider themselves
guardians of freedom?"[111]

Afterwards, Guevara commented
on both incidents stating that
"it is better to be killed
by a woman with a knife
than by a man with a gun",
while adding with a languid
wave of his cigar that
the explosion had "given
the whole thing more flavor."[112]

Later on the night of October 8,
Guevara, despite having his hands tied,
[pollyeddit:
and being shot thru the right calf]
kicked Bolivian Officer Espinosa into the wall,
after the officer entered the schoolhouse in order
to snatch Guevara's pipe from his mouth
as a souvenir.[149]
In another instance of defiance,
Guevara spat in the face
of Bolivian Rear Admiral Urgateche
shortly before his execution.[149]

"The human element failed.
There is no will to fight,
the leaders are corrupt; in a word,
there was nothing to do."[133]
A few weeks later,
when writing the preface
to the diary he kept
during the Congo venture,
he began: "This is
the history of a failure."[134]

it's october, yo...this bee
WORLD HISSTORY MONTH.
as i said, i'm a pacifist
beecuz i wish to bee.
i am a mirror reflecting truth
and beauty indiscriminately
in a world of such pain...
i am not here to judge the violent,
in a history of politics
so gory any politician is guilty of murder.
as mlk said "the question is not
whether wee will bee extremists,
but what kind of extremist wee will bee."

Thanks to Polly, for da commentary and original quotes!

Glacial Decor

The issue can be re-sized and distributed at your convenience. Wait, does that mean I've deterred my own progress narrative? I'm not here to explain my neurosis, I came to appraise your sanity. We were talking about synchronicity and the construction of the "Post-Racial Age". I don't mean to imply the process is exclusive. I've yet to staple these copies in triplicate, then I'm going to laminate some identification cards, so I can mail them to the identity- less.
You can wait in the lounge kiddo, Mama's got a while yet... Juvenile bastardization no longer requires domestic preconceptions.Bureaucratic outsourcing: first one to the moon gets every fallen child to come. Watch out! The cartel is at your door, "Look Ma! I'm an entrepreneur." What does this have to do with race? You've been speed walking through the automatic doors of WAL-MART, all vacation long. I thought you were preparing for the Grand Prix. Are you talking about space again, or a charity event? I gave those Girl Scouts my last donation. You mean you bought eight boxes of cookies. Hmmm.. so long as I don't have to run myself, maybe I can contribute another one of my hard earned dollars. Meeting adjourned: I thought they were going to have us vote on another reform of the N- word. No, no, no! "They" chose it "themselves", it's nigga.

Woher Kommen Sie?

Ahaha! I'm merely kinder in this poorly acclimated garten that is, life. Usually I try not to let my competitive side take the lead. Ohohhono! I ain't doing nothing short of what I set my sails towards, call it a pipe dream, or perhaps more aptly a wet dream : Yankee Ingenuity, the ever forsaken front runner, or this seaman's Manifest Destiny.
Don't worry Connor, that's two of us with parachute dreams...

Is it in you?
If not ya'll bet her gate your ade (aid)((aide), while the gettin' ist gut!

Ecstacy of Saint Theresa

In learning to define shamanism, from an academic stance, Carolyn Dean quickly jumped on the bandwagon that denotes a sole requirement of being "nomadic" peoples. She supported this claim in crediting the word to the Tungus people, that originally inhabited much of modern day Siberia. These people originated in Northeast Asia, close to Manchuria. It was Catherine the Great, who was able to prevent the influx of "shamanistic" practices in Europe. Practicing nuns and preists were to remain white men and women prone to epileptic seizures. Already the divide between "mankind" and the indigene had begun.
Thanks to artists like Eduardo Carrillo, we are able to view ecstasy and consumption as it proliferates ethnic boundaries, in place to discount the spiritual nature of humankind. This compulsive willingness to deny oneness as the primary attractive force at work in natural selection does nothing to culture a tribe.
In breaking from the European way of discounting "utilitarian" material representations of being, we find abstract form with a primary connotative function. Coinciding signs of consciousness are infinite in studying any and all "tribes". I know its a vague expression of more of the same, what can I say I've got a one track mind. Mediate on this ya'll, fur realz. A quote from Carl Jung, the father of the contemporary science of religion, being inherently linked to the psyche:

In our heroes and masks we meet ourselves with a thousand faces

Vampirisms

The one that's changing is you. I'd like to start by prescribing to you what I consider to be the People's voice.
1. Nevers- The Fiery Furnaces
2. Egyptian Grammar- The Fiery Furnaces
3. Web in Front- Archers of Loaf
4. Boy with a Coin- Iron & Wine
5. Cape Canaveral- Connor Oberst
6. Where it Ends- Boy in Static
7. Whiskey is My Kind of Lullaby- Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains
8. Saw Red- Sublime (sorry to represent such,it's just a track) featuring Gwen Stefani
9. Wrestlers- Hot Chip
10. People- Andrew Jackson Jihad
11. Custom Concern- Modest Mouse
12. My Burning- Mount Eerie
Here's the chopped and screwed condensation, for those of you that don't listen:
There's a town I know called Nevers
I never thought it could have happened to me
Stuck a pin in your backbone
Boy with a coin he found in the weeds

Oh, oh, oh brother totem pole
You've come around
I was a loner until there were no friends left
Girls don't go crazy

It's me versus you alone
People are wastedul, they waste all the food
The custom concern for the people is
Flame, beyond flame, beyond flame

Is that a fair enough point to be unwilling to support?
The agile white dwarf, Juedeo-monothesim, subtle monarchy bound to purport
(the couplet is to remind us of the call to form in obscuring structure)

Flagrante Delicti